Thereís a new hero in town.
And this one doesnít wear his underpants on the outside!
Well, not often.
And when he does he swears blind he canít remember how they got there.
Its Tom Tymeís sixty-fifth birthday and after he has been down to the village
Post-office Ė while its still there Ė to collect his pension heís going to become a
But he doesnít know that yet.
So donít tell him.
Itís going to be the biggest birthday surprise of his life!
Oh, and did I mention the mysterious cat, the portal-loo or Excalibur?
Good, itís a secret you see, wouldnít want anyone knowing about that!